Episode 077: 490
In which Isaac and AJ occasionally wonder if facts should get in the way of making historical films.
In which Isaac and AJ occasionally wonder if facts should get in the way of making historical films.
In which Isaac and AJ wonder how drunk is too drunk when producing a movie.
In which Isaac and AJ go to infinity and bey-wait, they’ve been bought by Disney.
In which Isaac and AJ realise that they’ve just invented the term ‘techno puberty’.
In which Isaac and AJ jump on the ‘grotesque and horrifying public-facing mistake’ bandwagon.
In which Isaac and AJ are pretty sure Jeff Bezos is cool with using his name without paying for Amazon Prime.
In which Isaac and AJ scrap the barrel for the morsels that Disney has left behind.
In which Isaac and AJ mention Dave Bautista three times and hope he appears.
In which Isaac and AJ dive deep into the seedy underbelly that was Nickelodeon programming circa 1999.
In which Isaac and AJ decide that cinematic masterpieces can only come from video game adaptations.
Innovator. Pioneer. Visionary. These terms are bandied about for far lesser individuals, but when applied to AJ, they are… equally as pointless. AJ’s place as a groundbreaking, tour de force in Hollywood has been on the verge of coming to fruition for nearly 20 years and counting.
Isaac believed the conjoining of two Hollywood stars’ names (Oscar Isaac and John Williams, respectively) would imbue him with their level of talent. Sadly, Hollywood has yet to give him a chance to truly spread his wings and prove his theory true, but he eagerly awaits that day.